Here's another set of, ahem, backwards lyrics I found for Stairway, which just proves you can hear out anything from anything.
Seems like some people just can't put up with the idea of a perfectly awesome song and try to find something "bad" about it.
"Stairway to Heaven" - Backwards Version
Oh ask me of the wars of Beelzebub
Oh, I fear it, horrible demon
Ah, shall I go along all right?
I'll make it mine, I'll reach ya
Oh demon, hey do ya feel me?
Oh an eternity with the demon
Ah, it's not over when you die
Ah, the Ultimate Opponent!
Ah, this time there is no winnin'
My holy wand will fail me
Ah, Oh, they won't get me cause I live in church now
Hey look at that football player he attack a lady
When I hear the serpent holler
And as the shaky wall fall falls down ain't much to help
destroy
Oh, don't you give me that
Oh, here's to my sweet Satan
There was a little child who wore a great big laugh with
glorious Satan
Did you hear me, Lord? I first give to Satan
And, in a little school I shout, in the middle of a show,
"First Power is Satan!"
Wo wo wo
There was cat burglar, bit off my leg
I lay in true struggle, torn up
Another year I dont feel the same
The heater broke down in flame
A long, long crawl lead me to a better place to rest
Ah, I hear it too, "There is no escape, too"
But even God fears the ultimate plan
He hears to soon the the calling to lie down, go down to sleep
The Cosmic TV's gone bad, I lose the Light of any time to leave
I had
Gonna do, I'm Going to do
Favor, Oh Power of all on top mountain hidden under a moment
Look up at me, at me, and thee
After my only wish replenished is all used up, I saw it
happening
Give me an answer, all I see that we moved
Dont thank me, Easter Woman, who although followed me
What's that? I see you - dying
There was an eager picnic towards another demon-loft
Don't you hear me asking?