My team is called the Salish Shidhe, loosely translated as Fey Folk. Coming from the Irish Shidhe, which were spirits of loosely evil or at least malicious nature, who were given names such as Duane Shide "People of Peace" in the hope that they would act in such a way if they were treated well; our song goes like this:
Football, football, football is for the English.
Fey folk, fey folk, fey folk hate the scum bags.
They make us cringe, the men have minge.
They make us winge, they're women drink and binge.
Footballers, footballers, let's take their eyes
Shout hurray and give them a big surprise.
When we come careening down the nearest hill.
To rape, pillage and kill.
Everyone in their vill-age.
The time has come to have some fun
We'll grind them into soooouuup.
They may not like it but we wwwilll.
Because we're fey folk who drink beer and kill.
We're nottt, a real, football team.
'cause football is for wankers!
We're notttt, a real, football team.
'cause football's owned by bankers!
We're true and tried, fairy-fied and flankers.
We'll slay your wife,
And maime your kids, we'll give you so much strife.
If you value your life, and want to see your sixties!
Don't mess with us Irish picksies!!
OORAH!!
Here is our team mascot:
Cernunnos, the Horned God.