TimeMachine
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[M0:0]"Without music, life would just be a series of deadlines and paperwork." - Zappa
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Post by TimeMachine on May 18, 2005 20:25:32 GMT -5
"So I said clean it yourself! Clean it yourself! And I haven't spoken to my mother since." - Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
"Well the coffee maker was broken so I threw it out the window... onto your car." - Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
"Are you kidding? She doesn't even know the Beatles broke up!" - Riff Randle, Rock and Roll Highschool
"Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of highschool." - Joey Ramone, Rock and Roll Highschool
"Some day this war's going to be over." - Col. Kilgore, Apocalypse Now
"Continuity is so important, thank-you for always being a jerk." - Bailey, WKRP
"The truth is, you wanna hear it? I can't do that. You couldn't afford me." - Keith Moon, The Kids Are Alright
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Post by Le Gauche - Le Cool on May 18, 2005 22:23:15 GMT -5
"If your mother was alive, and she'd heard that, she'd kill herself." um...I forgot the movie. Lol.
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dom
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Formerly known as Buzz
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Post by dom on May 18, 2005 22:25:41 GMT -5
"This is a tasty burger!" - Pulp Fiction
"I believe you have my stapler" - Office Space
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TimeMachine
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[M0:0]"Without music, life would just be a series of deadlines and paperwork." - Zappa
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Post by TimeMachine on May 18, 2005 22:33:27 GMT -5
Michael: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael:There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael: WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!!! - Office Space
"There's such a thin line between stupid and clever." - Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap
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zombie reagan
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[M0:0]Trust me, this is worth your time and affection.
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Post by zombie reagan on May 18, 2005 22:36:46 GMT -5
"Where you from soldier?! (texas) TEXAS!? GODDAMN! Only things that come from texas is steers and queers and you dont' look like no steer to me!"-um..drill seargant (r.lee ermey) Full metal Jacket "GET SOME GET SOME!! If they run their VC! If they hold still their VC scared shitless!"-helicopter gunner-Full metal Jacket
"They pay you to fuck that polar bear?"-Doctor Gonzo-Fear and loathing in las vegas "Lets get down to brass tacks....how much for the ape?"-Hunter S Thompson-FALILV "KAWASAKI!"-lacerdy the photographer-FALILV "Arthur...i think i'm a sofa"-Ford Prefect-Hitchikers guide to the galaxy "I need my third arm!!"-zaphod-hitchikers guide "i'd tell you your chances for survival...but you wouldn't like them"-Marvin-Hitchhikers guide "I am a golden god!"-Almost famous "i hurt the flower...."-almost famous William:"dont' you get it.he traded you for a case of beer!" Penny "What kind of beer?"-almost famous "i'm about to boldly go where....many men have gone before" William-Almost famous
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Jimmy
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Bang Bang!
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Post by Jimmy on May 19, 2005 0:16:01 GMT -5
"What are you talking about? " "Never mind, eat the fruit. " "You know, this place almost looks like the Garden of Eden. " "Eat the fruit. " "Sounds quite like it too. "
The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
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Post by obladioblada on May 19, 2005 19:26:20 GMT -5
The Godfather Michael Corleone: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Kay Adams: What was that? Michael: Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed! Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay? (Yeahh I love the Godfather)
Fight Club
Marla: This isn't a "for real" suicide thing. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.
Tyler Durden: We just had a near-life experience.
Sixteen Candles Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
Almost Famous Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
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Post by obladioblada on May 19, 2005 19:27:12 GMT -5
Oh, and these from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:
Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
Clementine: Joely? Joel: Yeah Tangerine? Clementine: Am I ugly? Joel: Uh-uh. Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too. Joel: You're pretty. Clementine: Joely, don't ever leave me. Joel: You're pretty... you're pretty... pretty...
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Post by letitbesuzis on May 20, 2005 20:51:32 GMT -5
"I'd rather be his whore that your wife" - Titanic
"Is this Mary Ann with the pot?" - Almost Famous
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Post by benderthepimp on May 20, 2005 21:03:26 GMT -5
ohhhh... So many...
FUTURAMA
"Dont make me go upside your head!" Bender "I'm so impulsive, i'll do this! *Puts cereal on head, then pours milk and eats it*" Fry
Family Guy
"Holy crap lois, Check out that freakin log in the toilet!" Stewie pretending to be Peter "Now i dont want your mother to worry, because when she does, she says things like 'I told you so' and 'Stop doing that, i'm asleep!'" Peter "Hey mom, i need batterys for my walkman, Hey, Why is everyone else naked?" Chris "*Drunk* Your really pretty.. You could be in magazines.. You, you could! And not like, Jugs, or Penthouse" Brian
I'll post more later... And so many of em!
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Ryan
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It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine
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Post by Ryan on May 20, 2005 21:56:56 GMT -5
Up in Smoke: Cheech: "Hey man, am I driving ok?" Chong: "I think we're parked, man"
Half Baked: Thurgood: "Hey guys, i just got some weed from the office, it loks pretty good, you wanna smoke some?" Brian &Scarface:"No, we don't feel like smoking, we're bumming about Kenny" Thurgood (after 10 seconds): "So, y'all wanna smoke?" Scarface: "I'll get Billy Bong Thorton"
South Park: Cartman: "Go ahead Kyle, try and throw those nunchucks away, but you know you can't. The Jew inside of you is saying 'no, don't throw those away, you paid $15 for them'. Go ahead Kyle, try." Kyle (after struggling): I can't do it!!
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Sunburnt Chicken
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Marge, if I keep doing these girl things I'm gonna turn...er you know.......fruity!
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Post by Sunburnt Chicken on May 21, 2005 6:43:58 GMT -5
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Del Preston hanging upside down Garth Algar: How can you sleep like that? Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life <lights up a cigarette>. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. [Places a capsule in his mouth] Any questions? Garth Algar: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?
Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man. Garth Algar: You were at Woodstock? Wayne Campbell: Excellent! What was it like? Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Del Preston, you've got to love him!
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Post by hippieatheart on May 21, 2005 15:19:22 GMT -5
^Haha. I love that last one. She's goin' down like a cheap pair of salad tongs. Josh from The West Wing. I use that line all the time now.
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Post by Le Gauche - Le Cool on May 21, 2005 21:27:14 GMT -5
"So this is how Liberty dies: with thundering applause."
That's a quote of Padme from Revenge of the Sith. Which I just just saw. Like two and a half hours ago.
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Post by tangerine on Aug 18, 2005 17:25:18 GMT -5
Pirates of the carribean: But why is the rum gone?
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