FaerieTail
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[M0:2]"In the park, we could go walking, drown in the dark..."
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Post by FaerieTail on Jan 17, 2010 3:41:54 GMT -5
When all of a sudden, a giant ostrich descended snapping up the monster in its jaws and then proceeding to snap it in half. As blood poured out of the sky...
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Post by daisy on Jan 17, 2010 21:09:01 GMT -5
an old lady cried, "I forgot my umbrella!"
She reached into her purse and grabbed
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Post by FaerieTail on Jan 19, 2010 17:38:05 GMT -5
A nightstick instead, and enraged at the ostrich for ruining her favourite dress with giant blood, proceeded to try and beat at it. But it was just out of her reach, so...
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Post by zimmie on Feb 16, 2010 11:41:22 GMT -5
So she put on her roller skates, knee pads and helmet and CHARGED at the ostrich! But the ostrich was tough, too. He puffed up his feathers and...
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FaerieTail
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Post by FaerieTail on Mar 16, 2010 22:49:49 GMT -5
Exploded due to too much air intake mixed with his intolerance of seeing blood and enraged old ladies in the same situation. So naturally, taking this opportunity, the old lady...
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Post by zimmie on May 16, 2010 22:16:30 GMT -5
sat down and pulled a blanket, picnic basket and a small bottle of wine out of her purse and proceeded to have a lovely afternoon. That is until..
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