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Post by ILoveU2 on Sept 20, 2006 0:06:13 GMT -5
That is what got you there in the first place
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Post by credo on Sept 23, 2006 14:12:18 GMT -5
YIH! I rode Lauren down there like a sled and blew that damned demon's brains out, then I was all, POW, GZAP, BMCHH! And he was all BPLB!T PLTB! YO YO, NO WT IM SAYIN? AND I WAS LYK YES BLUD I DO I DO I DO OOOH AND HE WAS ALL BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP AND I WAZ LYK DONT BE LAYIN DAT DIS ON ME LIL BRUDDER AND LAUREN WAZ ALL, YO, HOW YU DOIN MA BREADBIN? AND HEZ ALL, YURRRHM GIR', U IS FYYN, AND SHE IS ALL, YO U TIRPNI BOI, I AINT FO U AND I WAS ALL, YO STEP AWAY, STEP AWAY AND HE'S ALL YO WAT YOU DOIN DISSIN MA TURF? AND IM ALL, YO YO, DINT MEAN NO DISRESPEC BRO, WE IZ TIGHT YEH? AND HE ALL YEAH MAN, WE IS TYT BRUVAS, NO WOT IM SAYIN AND I'M LIKE, YEAH I'M GETTIN THAT CHANNEL BRET AND HES ALL, AIGHT SAFE, HUS DA BERD? AND LAUREN ALL YO DON BE CALLNI M,E NO BERD YA BIG FAT RED ASS BEETCH, WHAT ARE U, SANTA CLAUZ? AND HE ALL YO DIS BITCH IS ALLLLL THAT, U SPOILIN FOR A BROILIN LITTLE MISS AND I WAZ ALL, OOOOH, U SO DAID DEV MA BEV AND SHE ALL, YO CHIL MA BRUVA FROM ANUVA MUVA, AND I WZZ AL, YE IM STEPPIN DOWN AND DEV WAS AWL, YE U AINT SO ARD BLATTO, LES GO TO IT AND SHE AL POPPED HIS KNEE ALL UP IN HIS SKIN AND HE WAS ALL SHIZZIN BRO SHE SERIOUSLY GRILLIN BOI, WOP! AND SHE ALL YE DATS WOT I THOUGHT! SO WE STEPPED OFF AND I ALL, YO MAN, DAT WAS WHIPPIN AND SHE ALL LOOKIN AT HER NAILS AND GIVING IT ALL HOW IT NUFIN BUT I KNOWZ IT STRAIEND HER JUICE BOX
NO WOT IM SAYIN HOMIES?
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TheYANK
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Post by TheYANK on Feb 3, 2007 1:29:38 GMT -5
I got the 5th levell..should i be concerned?xD
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Post by yourguitargod on Feb 3, 2007 18:09:28 GMT -5
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very High Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Damn you purgatory and your non-existence!
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iAMthecure
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Post by iAMthecure on Feb 3, 2007 18:22:36 GMT -5
Sooo I'm the first one to go to Level 8. hmm...
Purgatory: Repenting Believers | Very Low Level 1 Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers | Moderate Level 2 Lustful | High Level 3 Gluttonous | Very Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis: Heretics | High Level 7 Violent | Low Level 8 - the Malebolge: Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus: Treacherous | Low
Umm, is it a bad thing that the lustful level is "high"? Btw, my favorite question was "A pimp is a good thing to be." bahah
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Post by yourguitargod on Feb 3, 2007 18:47:38 GMT -5
That's ok, my lustful level is "Very High." But have fun in level 8. That one would suck.
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Post by soulforged on Feb 3, 2007 22:49:10 GMT -5
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low done it before #yesnod# same site: The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html
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Post by Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide on Sept 7, 2007 11:55:08 GMT -5
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Post by credo on Sept 8, 2007 14:32:09 GMT -5
I've been thinking about that, Elena, and if I'm a heretic, surely using people as sheilds isn't gonna get me to Hell because I'm already going for not loving Jesus and there is nothing I can do about it, my only other choice is the eight level for the Malicious, sure I could stay out of there by not using people as shields but then I'd just bounce back into the Heretic level. So fuck it, human shields all around!!
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Post by babalon on Feb 27, 2008 7:30:54 GMT -5
That was a fun one!
Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
I fared far better than I thought I was going to, based on the questions!
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Post by zimmie on Feb 27, 2008 13:55:19 GMT -5
Purgatory Repenting Believers - extreme Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - high Level 2 Lustful -very low Level 3 Gluttonous - Very Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent -Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - low Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
well, golly gee...
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Post by credo on Feb 28, 2008 6:06:43 GMT -5
How is it up there Zimmie?
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